The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 is already on fyah, and the ladies’ new taglines are bringing just as much heat.
While Alexia Nepola references her accusation that now-ex-husband Todd Nepola was “playing” her in RHOM‘s new opening main title sequence, Larsa Pippen makes a tongue-in-cheek nod to her “bad side.”
Grab a “cockie” and check out all of the new RHOM taglines from the Season 7 mojito holders, who also include Guerdy Abraira, Julia Lemigova, Lisa Hochstein, and newcomer Stephanie Shojaee, below.
Alexia Nepola’s RHOM Season 7 tagline
“I may be a Cuban doll, but I’m no one’s toy.”
Larsa Pippen’s RHOM Season 7 tagline
“It’s hard to get on my bad side because I don’t have one.”
Guerdy Abraira’s RHOM Season 7 tagline
“I’m a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.”
Julia Lemigova’s RHOM Season 7 tagline
“My chicken coop is full, and now, so is my house.”
Lisa Hochstein’s RHOM Season 7 tagline
“I may not be prompt, but I’m worth the wait.”
Stephanie Shojaee’s RHOM Season 7 tagline
“I don’t just sell luxury, I live it.”
What to expect from RHOM Season 7
Joining the main RHOM Season 7 cast are returning friends Adriana de Moura, Kiki Barth, and Marysol Patton.
As always, fans can expect plenty of drama from the women this season, with the official announcement teasing that “loyalty is a luxury as friendships test their furthest limits. Relationship shake-ups spill into the drama by shifting alliances, setting the stage for new and redefined bonds. As families grow and opulence reaches new heights, the sunshine stays strong in the 305.”
Just three episodes into Season 7, we’ve already seen Alexia navigating her and Todd’s on-and-off relationship after the latter “blindsided” her by moving out of their shared home — without warning — and unexpectedly filing for divorce.
Elsewhere, Larsa has also been reeling from the aftermath of her “embarrassing” split from Marcus Jordan, which also sparked a feud between her and Lisa and boyfriend Jody Glidden.
Now cancer-free, Guerdy is also in the midst of a friendship rift with Julia, who recently adopted two boys with partner Martina Navratilova.
Finally, plan on seeing newbie Stephanie giving the women “a run for their money,” per the season announcement, as she happily jet-sets with her husband, Masoud Shojaee, and their dogs.
When do new episodes of RHOM Season 7 air?
RHOM Season 7 premiered June 11 on Bravo. New episodes are released every Wednesday at 9/8c on Bravo and stream the next day on Peacock.
Get a closer sneak peek at all the drama still to come on RHOM Season 7 here.
