Fire up the group chat because The Valley Season 2 reunion trailer is giving peak drama.
Sitting down with host Andy Cohen to revisit the season’s highs and lows are cast members Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, Danny Booko, Nia Sanchez Booko, Jason Caperna, Janet Caperna, Jasmine Goode, Jesse Lally, Michelle Saniei, and Zack Wickham.
Take a sneak peek by checking out the above preview, which kicks off with the group gearing up for battle, as Brittany admits she’s a “nervous wreck,” and Jax declares to a producer, “I’m ready to go to war.”
But first, the teaser reminds us of happier times between the now-divorcing couple, flashing back to a Vanderpump Rules reunion during which Jax explains to Andy that he’s not getting a prenup because “I’m gonna be with her forever.” Brittany, for her part, giddily confirms the sentiment.
Fast-forward to present day, however, and Brittany is firing off an insult at Jax, telling him, “I would not touch that dirty dick with a 10-inch pole.” HIs response? “That’s not what you said four months ago.”
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Brittany contends, “You knew we were filming whenever you did these things,” to which Jax responds, “I’m not gonna play a role. I’m not an actor.”
She goes on to say that Jax “degraded [her] constantly,” before telling him, “You made me literally lose my sparkle.”
Cue an eye roll from Jax, as he claps back, “Not with the f–kin’ sparkle.”
Later, Brittany repeats her claim that Jax body shamed her, and he acknowledges that “some people think” he’s “not human” and “the devil.”
The reunion trailer ends with the Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen host asking them both individually if they’re “still in love” with each other. You’ll have to tune in to find out their answers, but a montage of the casts’ jaws dropping and Brittany wiping her own tears teases a can’t-miss moment.
Jesse Lally and Michelle Saniei face off at the reunion amid their divorce
Jesse and Michelle got a similar throwback treatment, as the preview shows a two-year-old clip from The Valley‘s inaugural season where their marriage is crumbling. Back on the reunion stage, they argue about their split and ongoing divorce.
Seeming to reference his accusation that she cheated with current boyfriend Aaron Nosler, Jesse says, “Come on. A married woman with a child asking a single guy for advice about her husband? That’s wildly inappropriate.”
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“Wildly inappropriate?” she shoots back before making a surprising accusation. “You told our client that you wanted to eat her out.”
Later, Jesse also mentions to Andy that he will tell him “all about” the man who sent him money, which was a topic Michelle previously brought up during the disastrous Santa Barbara cast trip amid her claim that he was “broke.”
The Valley cast gets heated about unresolved issues at the reunion
Throughout the sneak peek, various other cast members are seen getting activated and exchanging barbs about their drama, but you’ll have to watch the reunion for specifics.
While Jason calls someone a “total clown” in one moment, another shows Jasmine referring to one of her castmates as a “snake liar,” before later asking, “Are you doing this right now?”
Janet, meanwhile, tells another cast member, “They have that footage. They should show it,” and Andy cryptically chimes in, “They will.”
Elsewhere, Kristen compares someone else to several Vanderpump Rules alums, including Lala Kent and Scheana Shay, who both made appearances on The Valley Season 2.
When is The Valley Season 2 reunion?
The Valley‘s three-part Season 2 reunion kicks off on Tuesday, July 29, on Bravo.
Get even more intel by watching the video at the top of the post and find out what inspired The Valley cast’s Season 2 reunion looks here.