Andrew Inserra (Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office).
A Florida attorney broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home the day after their breakup and then started sending her texts from inside, saying “I’m right f—ing here sitting on your f—ing gray couch” and “I’m f—ing waiting,” according to police.
“Where the f— are the police honey, cause you’re not on your way here,” wrote Andrew Inserra, 41, in a text message to his ex, according to a probable cause affidavit.
“Inserra stated in text he was sitting on her gray couch waiting for her multiple times,” the affidavit alleges, citing statements provided by the ex-girlfriend. “Inserra also stated he would see her when she gets home.”
The Fort Lauderdale personal injury attorney is accused of entering the victim’s Boca Raton residence without permission on June 2, then repeatedly contacting her and impersonating a police dispatcher to reach her, according to the affidavit.
He snapped multiple photos of her bathroom and sent one to her before bombarding her with calls and messages, police say.
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The woman told investigators she and Inserra had broken up the day before. She was home when she allegedly received a photo of her bathroom from him, but said she had not invited him over.
The front door and living room sliding door were secured, though the sliding door in her bedroom was unlocked, according to police.
Investigators later searched Inserra’s phone and allegedly found several photos taken inside the residence that evening. One showed the exterior sliding doors, while others captured the home’s interior, including the front door, kitchen island and bathroom, the affidavit says.
A photo of the bathroom floor was time-stamped at 6:48 p.m. and matched the image he sent to the woman, according to police.
Location data associated with the photos allegedly placed the phone at the woman’s residence. “At no point in any text thread was an invitation from the victim to Inserra to come over to her residence,” the affidavit says.
In one set of exchanges, Inserra allegedly sent 108 messages and made 30 attempted calls. A separate thread showed another 65 messages with no response from the woman, along with 77 calls, according to the affidavit.
The messages allegedly included Inserra posing as a Boca Raton police dispatcher while trying to communicate with his ex. The woman told him to stop and said she “was going to get a restraining order,” according to the affidavit.
Police interviewed Inserra on June 3 while he was in custody on an unrelated traffic infraction. After being advised of his constitutional rights, he initially claimed the bathroom photo was an old picture and said he had been home all night. He later claimed the woman had texted him an invitation to visit, according to the affidavit.
Inserra declined to provide the passcode to his phone but confirmed it belonged to him and was the only phone he used daily, according to police.
He was charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure, aggravated stalking and false personation after allegedly assuming the role of a police officer or dispatcher. It was not immediately clear why authorities arrested Inserra in October, months after the alleged incident in June.
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